Waking up today was a little more interesting than usual. I actually didn't know what reaction to have in the situation that was presented to me in the wee hours of the morning. I usually (don't ask me why) start the day by scratching both my front and my rear....not to itch but more of a comfort because I've done it every since I was young. Today when i ventured to the rear a coin fell out of my crack and into my hand. It was 100 Korean Won which is equivalent to about 8 cents in the US. Immediately afterwards I jumped up and wrote down everything I had eaten the day before....because obviously I had discovered the exact ingredients of how to defecate money. My body was my test tube and I figured my rear must have been the catalyst for this reaction. I then began running tests on potential damages of defecating Korean Won and if my money producing body could create inflation seeing as though my bottom was comparable to the federal reserve in America. I also plotted out my retirement and how often I would have to go to the restroom to become a millionaire. So if anyone needs a loan just let me know.
No comments:
Post a Comment