I Wonder

I wonder about a lot of sick things to keep my mind entertained. Here are a couple of things I have wondered about lately

I wonder if South Korea had played North Korea in the World Cup what would have happened. I imagine that the North Koreans would host the half time show where their marching band would form a submarine on one side and the South Korean Cheonan Navy Patrol Ship on the other. Then the submarine would deploy a torpedo that sinks the patrol ship while the North Korean crowd cheers wildly.

I wonder about this guy that created TOM shoes. I really want to buy some because he donates a pair to children in poor countries. Everyone is talking about this saint lately. I like to think of a child in Somalia that looks terribly malnourished....his stomach caved in so his ribs look as though they are going to break free of the translucent layer of skin holding them in. Then I imagine this guy (we will call him Tom to make things easier) Tom giving this starving child a pair of shoes. Then I think the child would say something along the lines of...."Oh shoes....um I could use some food or money but hey now at least I can walk comfortably to the market to look at the food that I can't buy." Or maybe they would ask Tom if they were edible.

I will post more on this later.

Im also going to start making some top ten lists of things to do, eat, and places to go in Korea that should be beneficial to anyone coming to spend time in Korea