Dogs in Korea and a little on Cats

I have an hypothesis about the evolution of dogs.  I will not speak of the evolution of cats because nobody with any self respect enjoys cats more than dogs.  To settle the long winded debate of dogs vs. cats,  I will make two valid points that will abolish the discussion once and for all.  Dogs have saved humans throughout history, something cats are not capable of doing.  Dogs make, the lazy Americans we have become, go outside and do a little thing I like to call exercise.  You have to physically take your dog for a walk and most decent human beings that own dogs end up stumbling across beautiful paradises that they would have never known existed if they hadn't had a dog.  Sometimes dogs taking your dog for a walk can even lead to a meaningful relationship.  I think cats are for artistic chicks, and chicks that never go out.  They are the same chicks that trap you in their environment and you being stupid think that its fun for the first couple months until you realize that they are socially retarded and you are starting to become a hermit yourself.  If you think I am wrong try and bring one of these girls out with your friends and watch her bring up a conversation about her stuffed animal or some ridiculous conversation that only you can relate to that also leaves no room for further discussion.  If I have learned anything in life it is that you don't date a girl that loves cats.  The reason why their is such rumors as an old lady with lots of cats is because they do exist and every man with a bit of integrity walked away from them which Im sure they sulked about for a week before replacing that sadness with another cat that loves them.  These women end up turning into those cat women who have about a million cats.  Luckily their is no law against how many cats people can own but I consider those women the same as the women you see that get busted on TV for having baby factories to receive welfare checks.  Those ones where you almost start crying because twenty babies are on the floor with oatmeal on the ground near them and the mothers are addicted to crack...Yeah well they are equal.  Have you smelt a house with one cat?  Their is a reason that the chemicals in the litter box have to be that potent.  I imagine the smell of the crack baby house would smell better than the smell of the cat ladies house....alright well I went on for far to long.  My hypothesis about dogs is that they will eventually learn to talk.  We have taken away their need to hunt and find a secure home.  So all of their primitive needs have been vanquished.  Is all they really have to do now is hang around us all day and learn.  They are constantly showing dogs that can understand more and more vocabulary, which makes me conclude that eventually they will be able to voice themselves in the distant future.  Look on youtube you can find dogs that have already begun to talk here and there.  My second hypothesis is that at least in Korea dogs are going to start losing hair as humans did.  Koreans insist on dressing their dogs in cute little clothes so that they will look cute and keep warm...if they keep on dressing them up then they will have no need for their thick coats anymore.  Dogs are following the same evolutional steps as mankind once did.  Here is a perfect example of dogs in Korea.