Pizza Hut in Korea

Another great part about Korea is the pizza.  I was surprised to find out how amazing Pizza Hut is over here.  Alright in the states lets be honest, the list of best pizza joints  to worst goes as follows

Papa Johns

Dominoes

Local Pizza places

Pizza Hut

Chuck E Cheese

Pizza hut had one pizza idea that you would think would eradicate all the competition, which was stuffed crust pizza.  The idea sounded amazing but when that idea became reality they managed to screw it up.  Another quick tangent....whoever decided to make Chuck E cheese's mascot a giant rat was an idiot.  Who in their right minds thought it was a good marketing idea to link a friendly rodent with your pizza.  What do we actually know about rats?  1.  They are rodents that defecate a million times a day. and  2.  They are filthy and carry many diseases because they will eat anything.  So who decided that rats favorite food is cheese?  Why do we assume that a factual study has been made that shows that rats prefer cheese over any other food.  If you ask anyone what rats love to eat they would answer cheese....but like a dog Im sure rats would eat their own feces if they felt in the mood.   The actual fact about rats food preference is that they would go after cheese just as quickly as any other food.  This so called fact about rats and cheese is just about as stupid as when I saw a commercial for a guy trying to make a million dollars off a toilet water cleaner for your dog so that he don't get sick when he drinks out of it.  Once again dogs eat their own...do you really think they care if their toilet water is purified.  Plus I like to think that my dog enjoys the daily surprise ...who knows what kind of magical flavor my bowel movements add to the toilet water.  Anyways back to Chuck E Cheese's mascot.... so now you have this giant filthy rodent (that doesn't make sense) crapping on my pizza in the back (probably one of the reasons that their pizza tastes awful) and then dancing with everyones children as if to rub it in.  What are we teaching children?  Now you've got little Johnny that actually sees a rat in Chuck E cheese... would it be wrong for him to assume that it was one of the happy helpers and not call pest control.  Would Johnny in fact be wrong to try and play with him and maybe even let him share a couple of bites of his pizza.  Also what well respected adult says that chuck E cheese is their favorite pizza?  So now I know one day I will be staring at this giant rat parading around the place with my children making this nonsensical alliance make sense to the minds of my kids.  Then he will be smiling knowing that he just shit on my pizza and I have to watch as my kids hug this disease infested vile vermin.  Then you wonder why your children get sick in the future.  

Here is a picture from the menu of pizza hut so you can dream

So the Rich gold pizza crust has a sweet potato rim and a crust stuffed with amazing cheese.  It sounds weird but it is unbelievable.  I would like for you to now direct your attention to the cheesy bites fondue which I made sure I got two pictures of.  The crust is made with little crisp rolls filled with cheese that are facing inward toward the center.  In the center is an actual mini fondue pot filled with cheese for dipping your already cheese filled crust.  Why can't we get it right in the states?  Why did I have to come to Korea to salivate upon looking at the menu.  I hope you all get a chance to try pizza in Korea.  Anyways I know this is a random post but I think the pizza is worth mentioning...  I hope you enjoy reading and comment often.